- One son, two parents - Son was named Nox Arcanum - Had parents farm - Parents found life fruit (extends life by one day) - Plan was to make aa farm of life fruit so that the son could live forever - Son grew up, aced all ihs tests, popular in school, popular and attractive - Parents working themselves to death building this life fruit farm - Parents died, son grew up - He takes over the farm, needs to learn how to farm it - Eats all the life fruit (300 day extension) - Ran until he was strong - Talked to himself in the mirror to be charismatic - Played chess to be relaly smart - Went through all the careers (Became the best, then left) - Worked on his farm - Went into town to find a wife (Making life fruit is too hard, needed children to work the farm) - Using his charm (Most charismatic) - Waited in the park until the first random woman came by, engaged to her in ten minutes - Eloped, started "breeding" - He was highly fertile, all pregnancies resulted in twins - All children were given the "Athletic" and "Genius" traits (super fast, strong) - First step in the eugenics program accomplished - They grew up and went to the elementary school, worked hard, did all their homework, then went straight to bed - By the time the first batch was in highschool, six other children had been born - When they got to highschool, they all joined the football team (This boosted their athleticism) - All children graduated, some were sent to military school because not all children could stay at home (Hard cap in the sims) - After highschool they all entered the young adult stage, where Nox Arcanum still waas (all the same age) - Wife is now a grandmother - Special rooms, water, chess boards, swim for days, mirrors - After each skill, they were allowed 24 hours for bathing, playing, sleeping and eating - After the swimathon, they'd go to the treadmill, then they'd play chess until peak mental efficiency, then they'd talk to themselves in the mirror for the greatest charisma - After they were maxed out, traits were picked for their respective jobs (Usually master thieves, because that gets you the most money) - Eventually most children became master thieves - Oh shit, I forgot to make child to farm - Wife can no longer breed - Wife is put into a shed with no doors, and it was filled with ovens - Put on oven job, cancel that job, now there is fire. - Eventually the shed burst into flames and she died - At this point Nox is a rock star, so hes playing guitar in the park - Gets a new wife in ten minutes, begin breeding - This time, one of the children is going to be a fish (Needed a death fish, so that it can be mixed with ambrosia to reset the age counter) - One would be a cook to prepare ambrosia - One would be a gardener for the life fruit so that Nox wouldn;t have to - One of them was a politician - 6 kids needed to move out, because the house was full - Once the children had made 50K, they would be released into the world - Each of the 1st generation children were kicked out into a random house with no money - At this point, a new house was purchased on the biggest lot - House on silts, above a pool, all made of glass - Children would be forced to swim for days under the glass floor - There was a room for each this time, mirrors, treadmills, chessboards - Still the 24 hour days - Each child was carefully monitored for subversive thoughts - Any personal thoughtrs not related to that task were caught, cancelled and replaced with only the task at hand (no peeing, eating, bathing) MIND BUBBLES CANCELLED - The fisherman was forced to go to the beach to fish until he couldnt - Every day he would come home Nox would say "Son thats not good enough" and he would be frced back to the beach - Eventually he was good enoug to catch death fish - Every night he was snet ot hte graveyard to catch deathfish - He would coe back with loads of death fish - The cook made nothing but pancakes, which were thrown away every time. - There was a maid, who would take care of the pancakes. - She was stealing things, also she may have been a wife at some point - The cook mixed up ambrosia, death fish and life fruit - All of the ambrosia was stored, because it reset the life counter on a certain sims life stage - At this points other methods of death were researched (old age, fire, electricity, dehydration, starvation) - Food wasn't an issue - Neither was dehydration - Electricity and fire are still dangers - Ways to avoid fire is the "Daredevil" perk - Used "lifetime happiness" money to repick a trait, and Daredevil was picked - Also traded in happiness for "Tinkerer" which reduces electrocution risk - Now chances are of death are minimal - Back to the gardener - He was forced to farm carrots - He tended to the life fruit - The politician was training charisma (mirrors) - He threw parties to get fund raising money - He made sure that the guests could not find the children-in-training (Locked doors, carefully hidden) - He made a ton of money from the rich people and these parties - Nox knew everyone - Eventually he became leader of the free world - But he was killed because he had a wife - He was drowned in a pond for his insolence - By this point wife #2 was old - She was killed, and a new wife was had - Cycle and repeat - Toward the end of the game (3 realtime weeks later) - 7 or 8 wives - 6 or 7 children each wife - all kicked out once they had made enough money - The ghosts of the wives kept coming back because their remains were kept in a special room in the house - The remains were sold because the ghosts were annoying - All kids were kicked out - A new discovery in the park, when looking for a wife - No more woohoo, why? - Turns out the woman was a great great granddaughter - A revelation, turns out all of the people in the town were descendants of Nox Arcanum - Game over, sims won - Millions of dollars, immortal, no more children could be had - In a later expansion, he studied fo days and turned an imaginary friend int oa real person and was able to bredd that way